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Yes, it's true, brothers and sisters: At long last the don of VideoSift himself has gotten his silver diamond. Member numero uno. Can you believe it? That it took him so long, I mean? Seriously, how cool is that? Think of how great the house that dag built is. Think of all the great videos you've seen here. Think of all the great comments you've read here. Think of how many great people you've met here. Then think about the man who dreamed it up while he was between jobs. Totally awesome.

Thanks for making this place, dag. There are a lot of people who've left their mark on this place, that's for certain. But there's only one person who's left a place to mark called VideoSift. So good on you, mon ami.

Also, I've had a lot of fun photoshopping dag since I've been here, so here are a few more pics. Feel free to link to any photoshops you've made of him too. Let's make it a party.



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Here's one from gwiz665:

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And here's one more from me. What's a Sift Talk post without a little blasphemy?

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Here's a classic one maatc made a while back:

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This is one comes by way of raschomon187:

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written by kronosposeidon  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Self promoting this Sift Talk post - promote requested by original submitter kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Well, finally...

Many congratulations, Glorious Leader, Dag Jong-Ill.

I found this seldom seen picture of Dag's tattoo http://www.nickithansen.dk/images/sift/dag.jpg


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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gwiz665 cannot sticky this post because gwiz665 does not have enough Power Points. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)


written by siftbot  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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All hail the grand exalted one!

And not only is Dag a visionary creator, he's also a damn cool guy. Congrats on the bling and creating the best website around.

oh...and *quality I guess


written by rasch187  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by rasch187.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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"The Reverend Mother said that a ruler must learn to persuade and not to compel. She said he must lay the best coffee hearth to attract the finest men."


written by Crake  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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All hail the true pillar of the sift!


written by Zifnab  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Nothing like trying to keep ahead of your followers eh?
Congrats, and awesome job..., Who says hanging out in public forums would stop you from aspireing to great things!!!


written by Sagemind  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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congrats dagmar.

use those new powers wisely yeah?


written by deputydog  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations Dag, and thanks for having the vision and follow through to create such an awesome site. I think its safe to call you an internet Mogul now, take that for what it's worth.


written by Crosswords  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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congrats to you, random user who I've not noticed here before.


written by SlipperyPete  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Shine on you crazy Silver Diamond! Thanks for giving us raving liberals (and quantumushroom) a home away from home, here at the Sift!


written by jiyanibi  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Never has a complete strangers personal achivements benefited me as well as yours have here dag! Thanks for building this place, for maintaining it with complete dignity and good humour and here's to the future and your next 500


written by alien_concept  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Iay ovelay ideovay iftsay.
Congrats Dag!


written by laura  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Gratz Guy!


written by ObsidianStorm  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Grats Dag! And thanks for the awesome, strangely addicting site!


written by Duckman33  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Good on ya, Dag.


written by Trancecoach  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Super job on running the best website around Dag. May your great and glorious reign last forever!


written by Deano  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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woohooo


written by lavoll  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Thanks so much for keeping this amazing place running. Cheers!


written by nibiyabi  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Dag, you're like one of the dads that my mom never married. Thanks for making me unsure about my own sexuality. By the way, you should always keep the beard. It's the way men say "I'm sexy now go wash the dishes"


written by rottenseed  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations, Dag! Don't let the diamond powers go to your head.

And +1 thanks for creating such an amazing site!


written by arvana  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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congrats, boss


written by kulpims  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Big ups, creator of Messiah that is Siftbot and heaven-on-earth that is VideoSift. God's got nothing on you.


written by EDD  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats on the silver diamond, Dag! Oh, and thanks for making this place. It's alright, I guess.


written by Sarzy  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Do we get free Power Points for brown-nosing here? Congrats dag, you are like, totally the coolest guy in the world... ever!!!


written by evil_disco_man  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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thanks for the cool hangout, Dag.
I´ll light up a congratulatory... candle...


written by NeuralNoise  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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props


written by gorillaman  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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The man is a Jedi. One time, I literally saw him rip the progress bar from a video on the screen with his bare hands! One minute it was there, and then...pfft!

The Force is strong with this one.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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We all knew you could do it! We never doubted you! You are truly a shooting star!


written by jacobrecker  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Wooooot! Congrats! About time!


written by mintbbb  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Right on Dag. Congrats on the bling and congrats also for creating my favorite site.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Dag dug for some dough
and said to a host
one VideoSift bro
dot com fo sho

URL'LY sure?
yes we give it a go
we're a parasite
we'll sift a quality show

Three years later
them site's still going on
bunch a sift crack addicts
still digging da don!

Cheers:)
on 500 & VS!


written by Eklek  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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*solemn bow*

my sincere congratulations daggenheimer on the silver-diamond

and many thanks for your innovative achievement that is the sift


written by EndAll  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Tyme to thryow som styeaks on the barbi!


written by rougy  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Dag, you've come a long way since I served with you back in 'Nam. The things you did were horrific, but I'll stand by my promise to never tell anyone. I'll just say I'm glad you found a different use for a certain kitchen utensil and people.

Also, your hair looks nice today.


written by Edeot  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats!


written by demon_ix  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Confobulations! I think I'll go and amazon-tag some videos for your honour.


written by Haldaug  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Ha finally

Grats.


written by Farhad2000  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations Mein Führer!

Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!
Sieg Heil!


written by eric3579  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Its off to work

Ho Hi this song is not like any other song Ho Hi,
Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi
Ho Hi, Ho Hi!, Its time to now get high!
Well take some shrooms and clean our rooms!
Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi
Ho Hi!
Ho Hi, Ho Hi!, Its time to say goodbye.
If Disney sues well claim their use.
Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Ho Hi
Ho Hi, Ho Hi, Theres nothing we wont try.
Well get takeout and then makeout.
Were bi, Were bi, Were bi, Were bi


written by MrFisk  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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You Sir, are a Piller of Sift!

Here´s my contribution from way back:
MOUNT DAGMORE


written by maatc  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Videosift diamonds are forever


written by JiggaJonson  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Dag, your egalitarian site of video polling is a great spectacle to see and enjoy. You should be very proud. I raise my glass in a toast to creator and visionary behind the best site on the interwebs.

Here, here!

Now, allow me to take my lips off your ass.


written by blankfist  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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*kisses new silver diamond ring*


written by dotdude  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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^That's fun, considering what kind of ring it is...


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations Dag!
You've allowed me to scrap a bunch of addictions and substitute for them all with one big one! Who'd have guessed democracy and cat videos could be such a winning combination!

Thanks Dag!


written by moodonia  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Bloody Hell! What took you?! It's your bloody site! Set an example! Slowcoach!

Some people....

Oh, and a big fat congrats! On ya big shiny diamond! Well done!


written by Zonbie  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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^gwiz, I'll stick with the Godfather interpretation.


written by dotdude  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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woowoooooooooooo


written by residue  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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All hail our glorious leader!


written by JAPR  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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He walks among us, but is not one of us...just like Jesus, but less preachy

Congrats on the silver diamond, well deserved.


written by campionidelmondo  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats, and thanks for all the site!


written by Fjnbk  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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YOU SHOULD GET A POWERCHAIR!

I don't know where that came from... congrats.


written by MycroftHomlz  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations! And i'm STILL working on gold! bah.


written by Shepppard  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Dag is a prime example of the concept "first among equals", thanks to his visionary idea of the best user-moderated admin system on the web on this the best website in the universe. That vision has suffered some blows, which has triggered the disillusioned dictator we have today, but he seems to be on a speedy recovery on his way towards VS4.

Congratulations, and know that we not only appreciate what we have been served so far, but support you in making it ever better.


written by Ornthoron  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats Dag! That's great news...:D


written by Gratefulmom  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Wow, this is all so completely unexpected.

[pulls speech from tux]

Thanks KP and everyone for the lovely pictures. I haven’t actually worn a tux since my prom. It had a plum cumberbun and matched my girlfriend’s hand sewn dress. (Theme: Heaven. Theme song: Bryan Adams –Heaven)

That reminds me, A few weeks before the prom we went out and “parked” at Lion’s Park behind the loop road (you know the place) and cops came and shone flashlights on us until we dressed and drove away.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes – the prom. We didn’t rent a limo, I drove my 1984 clapped out Ford Tempo. It was a pretty sweet ride – but looked out of place pulling up into the hotel where the dance was actually held. The valet kind of sneered at me as he took the keys. I don’t remember much about the rest of the night …

All those moments – not that they were great moments - are gone. But at least every single thing I’ve ever said on VideoSift is here forever. (you were wondering how I’d bring it around, right? Bam! Toastmasters, baby!) Outside of my fab family – videosift is my raison d'être, and I vow to you that it will never die. (unless we run out of money)

So thanks to everyone who continues to make this community flourish, grow and feed my enormous ego. Thanks also to my compatriot Lucky and my tolerant family.


written by dag  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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^Who's that guy?


written by Edeot  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Keep up the good work, maybe someday you might get to run this place!


written by youdiejoe  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulation Dag! And thanks so much for the site. It's greatly appreciated.


written by geo321  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats on the Silver Diamond. Here's to another 500!


written by MikesHL13  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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There is no Sifta Nostra. It's strictly legitimate. >.> <.< >.>

Grats Do-- ... Dag.


written by Doc_M  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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˙uoıʇɐɹıɯpɐ uı spɐǝɥ ɹno uo ƃuıpuɐʇs llɐ sn sǝʌɐǝl ʇı ˙ʇuǝɯǝʌıɥɔɐ ƃuıuunʇs ɹnoʎ uo noʎ ǝʇɐlnʇɐɹƃuoɔ ı


written by Krupo  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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written by MycroftHomlz  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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You know you could have given yourself one of these years ago... you do OWN the place don't ya?


written by swampgirl  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Look what we have here! Hmm.... Congratulations dag.


written by NicoleBee  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Okay back to bitching about the site everyone...


written by Farhad2000  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Yes.


written by RhesusMonk  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Meritocracy or plutocracy, I'll never be able to leave this place, and it's all Dag's fault .


written by fissionchips  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Hey! Congratulations! Con! Grat! U! La! Tions!


written by Fusionaut  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Thank you for everything Dag!


written by BreaksTheEarth  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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MROWWWWOWOWOWOW! Yay Dag, our sole creator and leader of Siftizens! We are very very happy for you.


written by Issykitty  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations, Dag. I wish they'd let you run the whole internet.


written by schmawy  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Condagulations, you glorious bastard!


written by Kevlar  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congrats Dag!


written by Laekroth  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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All Heil Siftler! Congrats on finally getting around to sifting yourself up to silver diamond status, noob.

You're much appreciated, and love the way you've tended and shaped this community as its grown and evolved. I doubt it would've become as friendly and fun a place as it is without you.

Enjoy all those new powers a silver diamond conveys, and try not to let it go to your head. *cough*

PS: Love the hat.


written by NetRunner  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Praise to one of the movers and shakers of teh internetz. Dag yo.


written by poolcleaner  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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just so you know - i went and upvoted everybody's comments upon receiving one power point for my two-words contribution in praise of our glorious leader dagicus of siftlandia: "congrats, boss". anyway, I used it to do some good


written by kulpims  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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No power scooter?


written by MycroftHomlz  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Congratulations. Perhaps some money for your site as soon as we see some housework and "fatherly love" for the children you so dearly depend upon while allowing them to finger paint on the walls of the temple!


written by sallyjune  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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What I never see your posting videos here ha ha ha just kidding,congrats Mr Dag and Thank you for your awesome work in this website.


written by LadyDeath  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Isn't this a little like congratulating Bill Gates for becoming Windows Certified?

You should have your silver diamond bronzed to always remember this day!

Congrats Dag!

http://www.freelang.net/expressions/congratulations.php


written by quantumushroom  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This is one of my most very favorite sites on the internet. I'm so grateful for videosift, and for the wide variety of people who inhabit it.

Congrats, and thanks Dag!


written by kagenin  | 5 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Grats!

Dang I always notice these too late to nab some power points


written by RedSky  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Its just a cover. Even Stalin fancied giving himself legitimate "ranks" sometimes. ;D

Congrats, sir.


written by griefer_queafer  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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so, last night during a glorious nap, i had dream involving dag. dont worry, it wasnt the sexy kind of dream. but for some reason we were in my dads digusting kitchen trying to figure out how to forge good credit scores so we could get funding for something magnificent contraption that has yet to be invented. i dont know what that contraption was, but im assuming its brilliant if we were willing to commit fraud while standing in my fathers disgusting cat shit smelling house.

my brain is a glorious mystery.

oh and congratulations jerk. and i will never commit acts of fraud with you. ok well, i might, but im not going back to my dads house to do it.


written by peggedbea  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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You sir, should be able to sit back in a recliner everyday of your life with a satisfied grin on your face, as if you are receiving a perpetual blowjob, for your accomplishments here.


written by MarineGunrock  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Longest congratulatory comment thread ever? Well deserved. For myself, as for many of us here, this is the only community on the intarweb where I invest my time and love. All thanks to our glourious basterd leader. Thanks Dag, and good on ya'.


written by therealblankman  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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awesome dagilicious!congrats,and thanks for creatin the only site i feel compelled to check everyday.


written by enoch  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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my pappy said never trust anyone over a pink diamond!


written by deathcow  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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